Jen Psaki to Press: “Just shut the fuck up and give me a god damn second.”
White House Press Secretary flustered in recent press briefing
WASHINGTON D.C. — Flustered by recent attempts from conservative news correspondents to ask questions not on the approved list, a visibly distressed Jen Psaki lashed out during this morning’s White House press briefing. The tirade began when Fox News White House correspondent John Roberts asked for clarification on the Treasury Secretary’s financial ties to the Citadel Group, the hedge fund portfolio management firm at the center of the GameStop stock scandal.
”Yes, yes, very important question,” Psaki replied while furiously rifling through her binder looking for notes, “and definitely something we should know….. and I’m happy to inform you our Treasury Secretary is indeed a woman.” When Roberts chimed in and stated that wasn’t the question being asked, Psaki, without looking up from her notes, screamed, “Just shut the fuck up and give me a god damn second here! Christ. You fucks think I know everything, don’t you?”
The line of questions only proved worse for Psaki when she called on the correspondent for the Wall Street Journal, asking about potential conflicts of interest between the Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen and the various hedge fund groups which have paid her millions for speaking engagements over the years, to which the Press Secretary stated, “oh fuck me.” Hoping to bounce back, Psaki called on Aamer Madhani from the Associated Press, who unfortunately asked for clarification on President’s recent decision to mobilize US convoys in Syria, to which Psaki merely glared at the reporter for a full ten seconds, before quietly muttering, “you god damned bitch.”
The mood shifted for the better when Psaki fielded more standard questions from CNN’s correspondents, asking about the President’s favorite cream of wheat flavor.
At press time, we have been informed it’s the brown sugar with maple syrup variety.
jen psaki stinks
she is a gd bitch